#15 Doubles

Humans are meant to come in pairs
We're meant to couple up
But it never worked like that for me
I'm no-one's other half
I'm no-one's  better half
I'm no-one's soulmate
And I'm not considered wife material

I'm considered fuck buddy material
One night stand material
Dirty little secret material
Just some chick I met once material

Humans are meant to come in pairs
We're meant to couple up
But it never worked like that for me
I'm no-one's other half
I'm no-one's better half
I'm no-one's soulmate
And I'm not considered wife material

I'm considered too smart for you material
Intimidating, independent material
Feminist boner killer material
Maybe she's a lesbian material

And that's okay by me
I'm a lone vixen
And your opinion is immaterial