Should I Report or Nah?

Look, it’s up to you babe

Hopefully the police have changed their tune in the last decade, because when I reported, they made

Me out to be the villain

Saying that I had just had a bad night on the piss

Now I don’t know about you, but for me, a bad night on the piss

Doesn’t include a trip to a backwater cop shop

It’s more like waking up and finding the scent of vomit and hash in your hair

Or a headache

A bad night on the piss doesn’t ordinarily mean a rash all over my arms

A busted spine

Or bruises

Or crapping like a crackhead on a comedown

And checking my veins for needle marks, but

Look, it’s up to you babe

Hopefully the police have changed their tune in the last decade, because when I reported, they made

Me out to be the villain

Saying that I must have just had a bad night on the piss