Love Me Tender

The first man who wrote a song for me

Died of a broken heart

So don’t you start

Don’t you dare call your Mama

Telling her I’m sweet

Telling her you feel complete

Don’t you dare be tender

The first man who dared to fall for me

Tripped over his own fear

So don’t get ideas

Don’t you dare touch me softly

Make it transcendental

I can’t stand the sentimental

Don’t you dare be tender

The last man who stole a kiss from me

Wooed me with blades

So don’t be afraid

Don’t you dare make this cute

Tie me up and mute me

Make me your bloody beauty

Don’t you dare be tender